This year, I’m engaged and happy n sh*t but I’ve been you, yea you with the 50 shades darker DVD & Ben & Jerry’s, trying to convince yourself that Valentine’s Day is a sham; some tacky, made-up holiday which most mispronounce [it’s ValenTINE’S…”TINE’S” Day]. But then you wake on the 15th, hungover from an emotional night out only to find Russell Stover’s wrappers stuck in your hair. Finally accepting that maybe being Valentine-less bothered you [just a little]. Objectively speaking, of course.
This year, don’t let the couples have all the culinary fun! You like outdated chocolate lava cake, you like complimentary bubbly, and you damn well like the Chef’s short-rib ravioli special. So skip those discount orange filled chocolates your Abuela gave you and TREAT YO SELF.
At the very least, you’ll be all carbed up for the slosh fest that awaits you. Cheers! To being single and eating your feelings in style!
❤︎1 The Wynwood Yard – Single’s Appreciation
❤︎2 Sweet Liberty- Vegan Milk Wrestling
❤︎4 Beaker & Gray
❤︎5 The Big Easy Bar & Grill
Take back Valentine’s Day and make it savory, sinful and god-damn filthy!